Niner Niner – something is very wrong here
Nurse Smilodon here – weighing in on the BIG Nine sitch. In the shadow of Octomom – who Dylan, my nine year-old, was sad to hear had eight babies and exactly zero tentacles. Hahaha Dylan is such a smart aleck. – he had this idea about Noctomom’s nine babies as a baseball team! Hahah oh that kid. He loves his baseball… and little Chloe’s bruises are healing nicely (thanks for asking Denise!)
Of course even baby birthing just has to be competition – let me tell you something Noctomom – having that many babies is just wrong. I don’t know how many nipples you have… but – unless this is Total Recall – it’s gonna be around two. How can you feed nine children the natural way? You can’t darling – you just can’t. Boobs just don’t grow that way – and you cannot get boobs with food stamps… oops. Did I say that? I said it. It’s on. Who you gonna call? – yer army of nine hemophiliac dwarves? Dylan and Chloe will beat their tiny easily bruised behinds in a ninja fight – if it comes to that – and I almost hope it does.
Already people are lining up to interview this fertile freak – listen – anyone can have kids – but who is going to take care of them while you are at work or out at the club picking up more sperm for your baster? Nocto-grandma? Now that’s just disgusting.
I don't think you need to make it seems like this woman's a whore. If anything, this is going to put a severe damper on her sex life (who wants to risk banging a broad who's that fertile?)