Dani Cantoni
DRUG REP
St. John Pharmaceutical Spokesman / PR Rep
Hometown: Baltimore, MD! Go RAVENS!
Education: Hofstra! Go Hofstra PRIDE!
Age: 33
Dani has been the medical liaison for PERXILAC Corp. for the last five years. Responsible for hosting lavish medical dinners, PERXILAC-sponsored conferences and medical retreats, and handling the great swag given away by PERXILAC (what DR. doesn’t love a sun visor? – for the golfing… duh).
And she wouldn’t be a rep if she didn’t like the products so much herself! As allergy medicines go PERXILAC’s – Histozal ™ (Histozal D, not that over the counter nonsense) is the Cadillac of antihistamines– not that they are going out of business like Cadillac. Other perks include season tix to the Ravens! Go Flacco! Besides without Histozal she couldn’t go to football games (she’s allergic to grass) or eat nachos (allergic to jalapeno peppers). And she would like to stress that the side effect of mouth palsy has been overstated in the media. It was seven cases in all! However the side-effect of having the Ravens D beat you down? That’s might be the only thing that a drug from PERXILAC can’t cure.
